Stories Altromare - basidium
This is the story of basidium, indomitable guardian of the dawn of Altromare. In reality
basidium made a living by guarding not only the sunrise, but the entire summer (except for lunch breaks) of all visitors to the residence Righeira, navel Altromare. Many of us, I for one, it took several years to spell the name correctly, for the first part of my life I have continued relentlessly to call Basil, who first made me acquainted with someone who took the crab: a comprehensible that eradicated mispronunciation of his name at the bottom of fascinating, far Iberian origins or pseudo these.
Altromare basidium represents the continuation of a place which by its nature imposes a high turnover of admissions and intevitable: the start of each season they came with the fear of not meeting some of the old guard (this year is not - has sold the house - went in Sardinia) and was somewhat reassuring to find the good old basidium driving his lawn mower, run around on the grass Righeira accompanying the singing of the mower with its inevitable barbs aimed at violators of the order:
- or play, you go nin c'li
bike - or PE , esch 'grass
- O CI t'shcoccie et'n'coccie the shards the shards
should be noted that enriched the already basidium Altromare expressive language of some of his glowing personal initiatives that transformed his pearls of wisdom in enigmatic sentences Hittite, understandable and decipherable only by the initiated. But just a few days of attendance to enter the magical world of basidium, recognize the good-natured rebuke and study all the evasive tactics to transgress transgress without causing permanent injuries to the nature and basidium itself. Take
vaguely inspired by Celentano, small figure but granite, with a tanned and quivering muscles contained in a Sleeveless - far from Dolceggabbana miles - blue shorts and a seal formed its usual, supplemented by the inevitable order of slippers, so widespread in Altromare: perforated tiles with two belts connected to X on the back foot which allowed acrobatic skill games. Like those who Raymo's brother, and his faithful toe, used to make ice cream in a performance at St. Peter's, built a temple which was adjacent passage for the people of Righeira concluded that there is often his evenings to the sound of imaginative mangiebbevi or unlikely affogh'to'u cioccolh't. Although
basidium was a native of Altromare, and therefore a legitimate holder of territorial pride, he mingled with pleasure to the masses and knew how to participate in the seasonal joys popular. Consider that in 1982, when Italy defeated Brazil in the first major event of the real my unfortunate life football, basidium is left to enthusiastic expressions of joy along with the crowd of residents of Righeira, him, shouting "I won, I won." This raised the concern of the ladies surrounding listless supporters every four years, who rashly asked, "Why 'I won', basidium? Join them? "In response to receiving the genius:" Yeah, I know lu goalkeeper. " Dear
basidium, that the duties of caretaking and management of the park Righeira forced to schedule additional to those of us Altromaroli tourist season: at eight o'clock bedtime, wake up at five o'clock, exactly when, inciucchiti wine and tressette, or stunned by the low frequency of clubs forced to propose the complete works of Massimo Ranieri to lead us to abandon the track, we came to fill our beds and enjoy an undeserved rest. And he was there, beyond the fly of his retreat, intent on shaving with skill and caution, waiting for the day's events took him from a sober state of alarm and delivered it to a more normal and reassuring ethyl vigil. In fact, like many men of other times, basidium without delay with the delights of wine suggests, if not on the surface, the side effects. The proof is the dialogue that took place between Calboni basidium at 7.30 and a pleasant summer morning in a nearby sports bar:
Calboni - basics, I can offer you some coffee?
basidium - No thanks, I'm on an empty stomach. A glass of wine ...
or, alternatively, the dialogue took place between my mother, who complained about the long-continued absence of water (in the mythical pre-tank which forced the villagers of Righeira to go to public fountains with all types of container act materials to contain the liquid state):
Mom - basidium, but no water!
basidium - Okay sir, we Bashta shtà lu wine!
Remember the story of Marie Antoinette, bread and pastries? Here the story is reversed in all respects of view, where a royal unconsciousness imprudence is used instead of wisdom.
Yes, basidium was more of a porter, more than one guardian, more than a gardener. It was the pin Altromare: basidium here, basidium there: it was the factotum of the city. Chips are used for mark-bitacca call away dad? Millelire ventigettoni prontosignò. Need a phone directory or a bicycle pump? Shta in the gatehouse. Tips pennies on the storage of municipal waste? There shta lu box. We urgently need a lecture for deaf children to parental calls? Ocla, obbedisch ot'shtacc lu Becc.
But everything has an end, and when the basidium is no longer Righeira the summers are Altromare different. Of course, this change coincided with our passing at the age of responsibility, with the end of summer holidays and the start of twice-weekly bi-monthly (when fat), with the transition from being a child to parent. But the absence of basidium has its weight, when I find myself wanting Altromare not for what it is, but the landscape of the past that shines on the canvas, now covered with new colors. Colors representing Altromare for the new generations and probably they, too, in a few years, regret, and so on from layer to layer. And as Barba, the new basidium, will be their strong point for summers to come. But Barba excellent, delicious and efficient person factotum in turn, did not know the golden age of Altromare when five generations, slightly staggered in time, they gathered in the park Righeira, each marking his territory because of benches and small open spaces of grass, to decide how to spend the night and lamenting the enormous amount of time lost in that decision. Without knowing that it was the best time this summer and that was the essence of Altromare before small quarrels and pettiness large scatter in a thousand streams these groups who wanted to define groups.
And I think to always keep the respect and affection for the figure of basidium, even more intense and profound that when he left basidium Altromare to go to guard the dawn of Otherworld.
