Thursday, January 31, 2008
Could I Be Pregnant Calculator
I get a lot of daily e-mail, a large percentage of which is in fact SPAM. When you consider that I am told the server's spam filter is blocking about 95%, you have an idea of the scale of the problem.
I wonder, though: this 5% passes, genetically modified for resistance to antibiotics as it does? What are its characteristics.?
What the filter is passed, in my case, it is invariably linked to two leitmotif: work from home most fitting and viagra or the like. Time: a recent survey the place where sex is more one consumes the office . But then, if I do work from home, you need Viagra? Superpippo? It was not enough then a tit (or peanut) as Uncle Walt teaches?
analysis the last e-mail, I think I can dedurreche anti-spam filters have a sense of humor and use it as discriminatory. Let's face it: every day we have to read stuff mostly pallosissima, and the arrival of letters we rickety lifts the mood for a while '. And in this regard, a big thank you too will never raise the filmmakers of automatic translators that allow first-fruits as follows (read it with the voice of Apu's Jet-Market):
TITLE: "never comes too soon? "
I had no erection satisfactory for three years.
This has prepared me.
With the woman decided to take Viiaaaaagra ...
is 54 years, and during two years did not have to refuse sex.
And love is so intense as the half-century ago! Now what do
again three to five times a week.
am 75 years old and I am grateful that I learned about the Viiaaaaagra ....
With some amusing minutiae, such as viiaaaaagra written so that passes the filter, but also leads to read it with a savage yell, what we get from reading this manuscript?
We have an old 75-year-old trumpet like a hedgehog to 72, with only "during three years had no satisfactory erection.
and complains as well.
Then the woman decided to take the viiaaaagra, so you do not refuse sex during the last two years (but were not three? Not help maybe phosphorus?).
And finally, what does this big slut? That's like half a century ago. But his wife is 54 years old!
I think there are the details of the arrest for pedophilia.
The exact same email I get two days later, but with a better looking title mooooooolto:
TITLE: "Buy the strength to the penis, and save 85%"
Well, I swear that I was sorely tempted to buy the power. But I have been wondering what happened to the remaining 15% is?
Since there are fond of (I will well as a brother), postpone the purchase until later gray.
yesterday this wonderful ingiuzione:
TITLE: "Doping for your lovely thing"
(yes they know how to take them)
I must say, Ciiaaaaaaalis ... And the very best
Viiaaaaagra ....
everything is much more natural than with Viiaaaaagra ....
Due to a long action time - 24 hours, you can successfully deploy and spend some time looking.
Gentlemen: This is the final advertisement. How can you resist? Do you realize that you can properly distribute the time and, most importantly, spend some circles ?
This means that it becomes so magnificent that you can do the hula hoop? But I
the bad ones without thinking twice!
And besides, you think:
- The packaging as well as the low payment
- No embarrassment and the need of visiting the doctor;
- No 'long wait - the delivery for 2-3 days;
- The command convenient and confidential - on-line;
- A visit to the tipping online;
- No unnecessary spending.
Above:
Order now - and get 4 free pills.
I decided enough: the action step. Follow me?
The hula hoop can buy them here.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Optive Drops Contact Lens
Since I'm home I'm so stumped that I felt the protagonist of "The Shining." Which says it all.
I hate this constant blather that then it might not be but everything is distorted and misplaced reaches my ears that suck appaino these sounds that I just cramped. I feel a constant sense of nausea but it is not caused by my non-balanced diet but is continually endangered by this discord and hypocrisy in the environment that I use. Hurts me to think of forcing my stay and I feel let down by the bed.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Seagram's 100 Pipers Scotch Whisky
sum-up at home waiting for the call from the bank to renew my contract
-weight is set to 58.5 words are fattened and are disgusted by what
-continue to go out with the same people and I am sick, do not give me anything-I'm looking
while waiting for a job, and I just jinxed
-my family is the usual cheesy with all its problems, nausea, gogo-
not slept the night, I keep thinking
slightly short of the usual crap. I'm talking about (MSN) with that of the balls is Dani and I flat-spotted was fantastic as his Christmas holiday in Japan .. as if I care about something. that is so pathetic having to reduce her to start thinking about the discourse on Japan to make me jealous, well, it makes me laugh. worm is so ridiculous that it is covering its own, and do not envy you at all. could sink even with all of Japan.
I'm starting to answer since he rudely replied: is an experience that I suggest you do, if you can
course and already I see that the slipping "of course if you can" with all the acid that has
but if I tell her that I could leave tomorrow, and is in fact true .
poor balls .. is to explain to me details on Japan just because she has discovered that the Mongolian boy brought intrippato because like so many comics that fol coglionazzi sect is to almond-shaped eyes.
his reply in any case is the smiling face, so bold and poor do not already know what the fuck spantegare more. poor fool.
I'd like to take a vacation and go. (Not in japan, ahaha)
The fool says there felt the earthquake happened in those days, and I reply: a pity, it would be cool
I like to be so bitchy, but not because I love it, do not try because I love the remorse for what 'I say. Cristian
claims that are changed, they are no longer sweet and shy, but I always respond in kind, or worse.
And luckily!
How do I shut up like a fool? Feeling sorry for himself, saying that life sucks, at school I do not understand that the work is hard, that I'm fat and I do not have friends?
But fuck it, typically I do not give a shit what you think, even if you're the type who sleeps in my bed.
Perhaps it is not clear that just I will have the chance I'll go. I need people I wake up okay? People's right not to emeriti idiots. E 'success to success, but people are linking to the top, so the fuck out, right?
In the end, who the hell can afford to tell me that they are no longer timid?
nobody and nobody is to say that shyness can be a strength ... BALLS
survives only those who can speak, outside the Cogline emeritus.