Saturday, April 14, 2007

Male Genital Piercings

the streets of San Francisco - Episode 1

If I'm not mistaken (or if you do not confuse me with "Police Story" which I think was something else) was the opening theme: zaza-Za-za-zaaan Tarara tarataratara zazazà zza zzààn ...
Ah, memories ...

What am I doing now on the streets of San Francisco did not exactly know either, the fact is that I am here to follow in the footsteps of ... dude ... diobòno that .... there will be someone who has gone a bit 'of footprints here in San Francisco, so that I can follow, no? Boh, in other words if you can think of, I'm going over those tracks.
If I go back, it means that those who go through now I'm leaving, so to be safe.

The journey begins with a chilling wake up at 4 am, waiting for a jolly fellow who, at the wheel of his taxi - and not the substance of his alarm clock which, alas, forgets his duty and not dozing also zuòna - leads us to Florence, from the name that suggests an airport scorreggina (as indeed it is, proof of the facts).
Training Travel terraced proven pair me-Ciccio, former star of other expenses, with the aim of showing the whole world the wonders of virtual museums that even skeptics can experience. And there is no way to say, nor joke: santommasi novel, thanks to a shrewd and wise use of our technologies, we can let you touch the statues before you could only see. On this occasion, to give proof of this possibility, we have to carry around a robotic device whose name is Phantom.
Now, this Phantom is a kind of plastic Pallozzi which shows a kind of rigid tentacle broken into 2-3 parts. Let's face it: not the most reassuring thing to see in a device in the hand luggage X-ray
As expected, therefore, an amiable cop says to me: is this your bag? I nodded and said to me: follow me there.
Ossignùr we ...
The policewoman asked me: but exactly, what's in here?
course, the question catches me off guard did not mean any technical or other authoritative definition is likely to be counterproductive ("robotic device", "haptic", "device of interaction, all things that make you pick up your passport) as a dare: is like a mouse, a little 'detail.
The policewoman, who looks a lot like a nice one of the hyenas, I look at all convinced and passed a strip, I suppose, in the detection of explosives on to my trinket (no second sense, talking about the above-named Phantom) and, on the safety rassicuratasi unit, let me pass. In all this, is already Ciccio di là del bancone che mi aspetta con fare fraterno.
Il volo prevede uno scalo a Parigi, nel quale si ripete l'ambaradàn.
Ma i francesi sono tecnici.
Il mio bagaglio passa nello scanner fra l'indifferenza generale (mi immagino il pensiero della poliziotta d'oltralpe, all'apparire dell'inconsueta sagoma sul suo monitor "Ah, oui, le phantòm, mais bien sure, a-pfff") mentre, per par condicio, Ciccio viene fermato da una tutoressa dell'ordine che gli intima di svuotare tutto il suo parco mutande a fini ispettori.
Ogni paese ha le sue tradizioni.
Tirerò veloce sulle 14 ore di volo, passate tra libri, cibo airfrancese, alcuni episodi dei simpsons e una lunga partita a "Chi vuol essere milionario" that the French version appears to be "Who wants to win a million" in collaboration with an Indian from India who regularly gave us the wrong answers.
In two hours of game cocks are not even pretending to be millionaires.
Eccheccòsa.

arrival in California we are surprised by the absence of noisy taxi, after waiting half an hour, proved all together in twelve causing scuffles in the crowd waiting. With great nonchalance take care of it and we do a run around our hotel in the heart of downtown San Francisco (down downtown), in Union Square. There
receptionists welcome us as brothers and we propose two connecting rooms (my receptionist says to me: if you're afraid, close the door - I did not know that San Francisco is the gay capital of the world) of which we take over with ease.
After a short plug of knowledge, we are going to register for the conference received a moderate amount of documentation and a few gadgets, after which we return in the rooms to take a nap, because basically we do not sleep too long.
Come back in the room suffers from a strange smell, an experience that is repeated on successive days. I decide that the custom here is that mid-afternoon, rather than let the chocolate on the bed, you shit in the room, as a kind of graceful tribute. In reality there is no trace of artifacts, then the hypothesis more likely it is that there is a central alluvial whose flavor is released into the rooms through the ventilation system.
Beyond this small, the room is equipped with every comfort, but all strictly fee. In the wardrobe there is also an iron, but I suspect that is in need of pennies to operate, so I avoid any type of experiment. We do
strength to overcome sleep in order to recover a little 'jet-lag and stoically resist until the dinner, which pleased risalutiamo Sbrusa, one of our old acquaintance, who for a while' is working and married here. Sbrusa and her husband are hosting us for dinner in a lovely Moroccan restaurant in Connecticut Street (Well yes, I admit, is very cool tumbler addresses of this type, although it tended to americoscettico: years and years of movies and TV shows leave a mark and say a taxi driver: "seventinain eveniù fift 'is something completely different" Via Alberto Mario ").
we meet with the topology of San Francisco, all ups and downs so exaggerated that I think that they are wanted and artificial), and I must admit that from a distance the skyline at sunset makes his pig effect. Actually I expected something more "American", more excessive, but instead it is a polite major city not too different from London, say. Satisfied, and dinner, and the company and the city we drag our king-size bed to enjoy the first few hours of sleep for three days now. The rest is

Ronfo.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Typical Cost Of A Mandap

always dear to me was quell'ermo log ... (Terzer) I was always fond

New batch of old logs, but these are still new to anyone other than myself, [info] hrundibahkshi , or the unlucky guy.

[once again, for those who were put into play only at the moment, this page all'antefatto introduction contains a brief introduction on the premise of the preamble to the prologue because 'I'm done here . ]

This time we write a Saidww , after half Arabic and half not. Our on this occasion, show a certain arrogance that occur with excessive attention to others' syntax:

SAIDWW
*** Log File Opened: 10/13/2000 12:04:31
[00:04] \u0026lt; ; saidww>
hello [00:05] \u0026lt;E_Bow> hello!
[00:05] \u0026lt;saidww>
be consistent [00:06] \u0026lt;E_Bow> without em. You are no longer the same. Second class B.
[00:07] \u0026lt;saidww> your name?
[00:07] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Rabbitz

For the uninitiated, to which this name should be obscure, I suggest reading this treatise . Evil should not do.

[00:08] \u0026lt;saidww> where are you?
[00:08] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Rabat

Ah, what we like alliterazioni ...

[00:09] \u0026lt;saidww>
your name [00:11] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Like I said, Rabbitz, the fourth race horses Forthworth
[00:12] \u0026lt;saidww> you are a man or woman

Nothing to do in the chat is always going to end well. Yet the real chatter is asexual or, as philosophers would say in the treatise cited above nonàsesso. But rarely escapes the big question "mof?" in the first ten rows, as if to avoid wasting time. We, therefore, take time.

[00:13] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Man. Until now. Or woman.
[00:15] \u0026lt;saidww>
not understand [00:16] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Me neither.
[00:17] *** Closed ***
*** Log file closed: 13/10/2000 12:17:04

Evidently indecision does not pay. And to think that the question and answer "I do not understand," "Me neither" quote is cultured and refined, extracted from the dialogue para para between the ambassador of Ghana and the Toto Cup / Nino Taranto which, on the occasion, we felt humble imitators.
Never throw pearls before swine.

------------------------------------ About

verse and poetry, the same night contact with the guild chick looking for robbers, one of these appalesa to involve us in the event that apparently tonight involves the whole channel except your ignorant. Not knowing whether to be horrified or fascinated by the entrepreneurship of this focozzone, we decide to keep him twine:

BRIGAND
*** Log File Opened: 12/10/2000 23:46:39
[23:47] \u0026lt;Brigante> Six of us?
[23:47] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Canoscio Who?
[23:47] \u0026lt;Brigante> Blessed is he who knows me!
[23:48] \u0026lt;E_Bow>'re a robber! But ...
[23:48] \u0026lt;Brigante> notes ... I keep hidden
[23:49] \u0026lt;E_Bow>'re a fool!
[23:49] \u0026lt;E_Bow> A criminally insane! Curiously

give the fool a person who believes the original is seen as a compliment, let us case. It sometimes happens even in the early moments of a relationship: she tells him: "You're all crazy!" and he welcomes it. After a few years, she tells him: "You 're crazy! "and he welcomes it not, especially if the phrase is accompanied by the flyby of ceramic plates (porcelain in these cases is taken from the account).

[23:50] \u0026lt;Brigante> yes, because ?
[23:51] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Listen, if you are a criminal lunatic, and you keep hidden because you did see right away?
[23:53] \u0026lt;Brigante> because there is no time to wait
[23: 53] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Bravo! We go out into the open. unto you steal?
[23:55] \u0026lt;Brigante>
for now a star [23:56] \u0026lt;E_Bow> You are poetic, romantic, Anafesto: wise guy at all.

(allisciamento you continue to see this where it will arrive)

[23:57] \u0026lt;Brigante> the thief is the one that fucks
in general [23:57] \u0026lt;Brigante> can be poetic
[23:58] And then do a diptych \u0026lt;E_Bow>

it's time to sink the knife: here it seem his Nobility

[23:58] \u0026lt;Brigante> the important thing is fucked
[23 : 58] \u0026lt;E_Bow> a tristico
[23:58] this is a unique \u0026lt;E_Bow>
[23:58] \u0026lt;E_Bow> make us a triple

the first result is disappointing, but we decide to give him another chance

[23:59] \u0026lt;Brigante>
ok [23:59] \u0026lt;Brigante>
elaborate [23:59] \u0026lt; E_Bow> go
[23:59] \u0026lt;E_Bow> not sit still on the hooves
[00:00] \u0026lt;Brigante> BigAnt observes the star of the South
[00:00] \u0026lt;Brigante> and expects to save
the opportunity [00:00] The \u0026lt;E_Bow> BigAnt is a fungus of the family of Racoons, and is highlighted by red-faced chapel wrapped in velvet and un'anticchia Fenoglio
[00:01] \u0026lt;Brigante> is not just some people sing at him
[00:01] \u0026lt;Brigante> but everyone makes them dicks on!
[00:01] This is a quadric \u0026lt;E_Bow>
[00:01] \u0026lt;E_Bow>
Do it again [00:01] \u0026lt;E_Bow> It has a good

at this point we are already fairly sure that the self-styled poet will not be a prick to make that one, but now the time is what it is and we strive to end the skirmish at the tip of the sword, as the foil is useless

[00:02] \u0026lt;Brigante> ; I came out of
4 [00:02] I'm not a \u0026lt;Brigante> kuke
box [00:03] \u0026lt;Brigante>
juke box [00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> steals for us kuke box

and here the stupidera true: as you can, from a typographical error, giving the floodgates to a base sequence of bullshit? All you need is the head arrows and a certain number of seconds available:

[00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> sell them to fork street corner are boxes of biscuits ...
[00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> put the hundred pounds
[00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> choose
biscuit [00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> F24: error in file system
[00:04] Put \u0026lt;E_Bow> hundred pounds
[00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Awards
[00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> PREMIIII
[00:04 ] \u0026lt;E_Bow> feels Toto Cutugno
[00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> gastemi
[00:04] Do not you have more than one hundred pounds \u0026lt;E_Bow>
[00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> out of a Pavesini ' 25
[00:04] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Mo will do a tristico:
[00:08] \u0026lt;Brigante>'ve finished the hundred pounds?
[00:09] \u0026lt;E_Bow> this is only a five hundred
[00:17] *** Disconnected *** ***
Log file closed: 10/13/2000 00:17:06

We looked exciting and the conclusion, after many years, call me stupid but I still think so.
Ah, just as you acconenta tantevoooolte ....

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Clonk Lizenzschlüssel

quell'ermo log ... (reprise) I was always fond

You keep talking about the old log.
those who missed the first episode, you can go here and understand what it is.

Today we present the log of a conversation held with such short Antattoo . Obviously, such a nick could not passionate, so much so that we contattattoo and these are the risultattiii:

ANTATTOO
*** Log File Opened: 12/10/2000 23:46:14
[23:46] You \u0026lt;E_Bow> tornattooo?
[23:46] \u0026lt;ANTATTOO> who are you?
[23:46] \u0026lt;E_Bow> are Laoocoonte and v'nut mo zo (1)
[23:48] \u0026lt;ANTATTOO> cosaaaaa
[23:48] So \u0026lt;E_Bow> tornatttooo
[23: 57] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Uagliòòòòò?
[00:02] You shall \u0026lt;E_Bow> cacattoo the caz?
*** Log file closed: 13/10/2000 00:14:37

(1) "Zo v'nut", a typical expression of the area of San Severo, equivalent to "I have come." Eg
"EU Brother, zì sciùt?"
"None, mo zo v'nut"


E 'Then came a Asper who contacts us at point blank range and try to get involved in any initiative that is supposed to be well known and which, of course, we are completely in the dark.
Note, however, the jovial with the two, and I Hrundi, meet the delightful individual who then, a careful examination of the texts, proves to be a pleasant identifies likely.

ASPER
*** Log File Opened: 12/10/2000 23:55:29
[23:55] \u0026lt;asper>
hello [23:55] \u0026lt;E_Bow> EU!
[23:56] \u0026lt;asper> Hello, I am a brother of the robber and you are Our?
[23:56] \u0026lt;E_Bow> You are a guild?
[23:58] \u0026lt;asper> do not know what you mean ....
[23:58] \u0026lt;asper> however we are a peaceful
[23:59] Then \u0026lt;E_Bow> tin-u-cian

It requires a pause: "tin-u-cian, though it can be deceptively come think of a square or Cantonese a typical product of Manchuria, is actually Foggia Foggia. For other typical uses of this lemma, google also about "U Cianna is bbell, et al.

[00:00] \u0026lt;asper> sure ...
[00:01] \u0026lt;E_Bow> AH! So you admit it! (Finger pointing)
[00:01] \u0026lt;asper>
you everything you want [00:02] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Where were you on the evening of February 25?
[00:02] \u0026lt;E_Bow> BigAnt
[00:02] \u0026lt;asper> pacifier is written bribante
[00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> was a tabocchetto.
[00:03] \u0026lt;E_Bow> But there you are chaste
[00:04] \u0026lt;asper> then
are smart [00:05] \u0026lt;E_Bow> No! Why do you say tRabocheto
[00:05] \u0026lt;asper>
waterfall and even [00:07] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Brava.
[00:07] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Bravo.
[00:07] \u0026lt;E_Bow> Are you happy even if you fall?
[00:07] \u0026lt;asper> you're gay?

As usual, when you are in trouble taking out the usual prejudices. In reality, neither myself nor Hrundi are gay, but given that we form, on the occasion (in fact in many other occasions), a couple of fact, we are intrigued us in the face of this emiperspicacia:

[00:12] \u0026lt; E_Bow> How could you know it?
[00:12] \u0026lt;E_Bow> mustache perhaps?
[00:12] From the disks \u0026lt;E_Bow> Village Pipol?
[00:12] \u0026lt;asper>
so many things [00:12] *** Disconnected *** ***
Log file closed: 13/10/2000 00:17:06

And this suddenly gloss reveals a probable homophobia, however unjustified it is known that disks Village Pipol no longer be associated with gay culture that now prefers other icons (a list of which you can find here ). Driven